The Intuitive F@ck-Up: Why Women Have Been Doing It All Wrong!

Let's set the record straight, ladies. I've had it up to here with the "10 tips to tap into your intuition" articles, and don't even get me started on the endless chants of "meditate, meditate, meditate". They all miss one glaring point: our intuition is already working overtime, 24/7. It's not something we need to switch on—it's always on!

Think about it. We're master multitaskers, juggling multiple thoughts and tasks at the same time while picking up on subtle cues around us. Cooking dinner while planning the kids' schedules, feeling the need to check on a friend, sensing something is off with a colleague—our intuition is constantly at play.

Who else remembers dropping their kid at school, only to get a gut feeling that something was off? And there it is, like clockwork, a call from school at 11 a.m. asking you to pick them up. Or that niggling sense when something's bothering your partner, even when they haven't said a word.

We don't need to hone our intuition—it's as natural to us as breathing. It's time we recognize and embrace this power that's always been within us. Forget the fluff and let's get real about our intuitive abilities. 

No More Monk Mode: You, Woman, Are Multidimensional

You see, us women, we're born receivers, divine antennas attuned into other realms. Ever thought about that stargate nestled between our legs? It's a damn direct line to the universe, a birth canal for SOULS! Pregnancy is a powerful testament to this connection; we don’t stop and go into isolation to create life, we carry on, we move, we groove, all while channeling an entire universe within us!

So, why are we trying to force ourselves into a cross-legged, eyes-closed, monk-like stupor? Do we really need to summon a Himalayan peak's tranquility to tap into our intuition? Hell no! And let's be real, we can't just skip trimesters in the birthing process, so why would we try to time-travel into Zen mastery?

Raw Intuition: Let's Get Real, Ladies 

Okay, let's park the spiritual bus for a second. It's time for some straight-talking, no-bullshit truth. Want to know why many women struggle to listen to their intuition? Because it's freaking scary! It's the inner voice whispering, "This job isn't right," or "This marriage isn't working," or, God forbid, "You're living the wrong life."

It's terrifying because intuition doesn't deal with logical stuff. It's a crazy, off-the-wall GPS that wants you to turn left when your house is on the right. It's constantly leading you into the wild unknown, and that's why we ignore it. We are terrified of change, the unfamiliar, the untrodden path.

Intuition will shove you out of your comfort zone faster than a cat avoiding a bath. We hear the nudge, WE ALL HEAR IT, but we brush it off, thinking, "That's ridiculous!" or "There's no way to prove that." We switch it off, bury it, convince ourselves we've lost the plot.

Take it from me, someone who's been there, done that, and got the "My intuition was right" T-shirt. My intuition wouldn't shut up about my then-husband's unfaithfulness, and worse, his dalliances with prostitutes. This from a guy who didn't even watch porn! When I first had this gut feeling, I genuinely thought I'd lost the plot. I mean, everyone said, "Not him."

But, as it turned out, my intuition was as accurate as a sharpshooter. I followed its nudging, did a little detective work (thanks, Google), and my world crumbled. My intuition was bang on! The cold hard truth hit me harder than a sledgehammer. At that moment, I wished I could turn back time, roll over, and fall back asleep in blissful ignorance. What's the better reality - ignoring your intuition or uncovering the painful truth?

Intuition can be a tough teacher, but damn, it doesn't pull punches. It's time we stopped treating intuition like some arcane, mystical concept and started seeing it as what it is – a built-in, badass, and astonishingly practical life tool. We need to dust off that inner compass, ladies, and start navigating this bonkers world with a bit more soul, a tad more certainty, and a lot less confusion. Now, that's what I call practical magic!              

The Body Betrayal: Hijacking Your Inner Compass

Let's spill some more truth tea, my soulful sisters: We've been doing it wrong all this time! Chasing after some ethereal connection, when the real channel to our soul has been living inside us all along – our bodies.

Guess what? Embodiment isn’t just a fancy buzzword. It's not about floating around in a spiritual bubble; it's about getting down and dirty with our physical selves. Let's get this straight: our bodies are our soul's compass, and this isn't your average GPS. It's the most advanced, finely tuned navigational system known to womankind.

We women switch off our intuition through disconnection from our bodies. We get so accustomed to feeling anxious or stressed that these signals become enemies to medicate against rather than messengers to understand.

Your body knows. It senses. It guides. It even throws tantrums when you ignore it! When your gut is twisting into knots, or your heart's pounding like a bass drum, it's not just random bio-feedback. It's your soul, laying down some truth.

Want to channel your intuition? Forget about reaching outside yourself for once. Look within, start listening to those physical cues. Feel the rhythm, catch the groove, and let your body guide you to your soul's song. Don't just live life - feel it, embody it!

Remember, our bodies aren't just vessels, they're our soul's partners in this wild dance we call life. It's time we stop treating them like an Uber driver and start dancing in rhythm with them. They know the beat of our souls, and they're ready to teach us the moves - if only we're willing to listen. So, let's stop, drop, and roll with it, ladies! Ready to dance?       

Power Play: The Fierce Soul Within 

We've got this fluffy idea that our souls are all light, love, and angelic choirs. But hold on, let's rethink this. Let's acknowledge the fierce Kali energy within us all - that relentless, dark goddess ready to lop off the head of whatever or whoever stands in our path. Sure, your soul isn't demanding or critical like your ego, but it's far from meek. Your soul is like a high-powered witch - not settling for less, not stepping back from its true path.

Now, let's address the big, scary elephant in the room - power. We all secretly yearn for it. We want to channel our inner Hecate, our Isis priestess power. But at the same time, the word "power" freaks us out. It feels...masculine, conjuring images of grubby politicians, red-eyed with greed, puffing on power like it's a crack pipe.

And then there's society's skewed depiction of a powerful woman, often unfairly portrayed as 'witch-like'. Heaven forbid a woman should tap into her inherent strength or display her raw emotions. Yet, the story society feeds us is this: if we're not the embodiment of the Virgin Mary, we're women gone rogue. Ladies, it's high time we debunk these misleading narratives. It's time to reconnect with our inner wildness.

But, hold on. We need a serious perspective shift here. How many of us are settling for less than we deserve? How many of us are blocking our own power supply by refusing to listen to our intuition?

Let's reframe power. Let's see it as an inner strength, an internal force for change and growth. Power is not about dominance or control. It's about resilience, autonomy, and self-determination. It's about standing in your truth, living in alignment with your purpose, and having the courage to follow your soul's guidance.            

So, don't be afraid of power. Remember this: If you're scared of power, you're actually scared of yourself, your own soul, and the intuition that's there to guide you along life's spiraling path. Embrace it. Honor your fierce, unstoppable soul that knows its path and won't let anything stand in its way. Stoke the flames of your inner witch, your inner priestess. Quit crimping the hose to your internal power supply. Listen to your intuition. Harness your power. Be unapologetically, unequivocally, YOU. Now that's the spell you were born to cast! That's the magic you hold within!      

Silenced Sensitives: Time to Roar! 

Let's face it, we've done ourselves a disservice. And by 'we,' I mean us women. So many of us were raised to be 'good' little girls. In my case, with a super patriarchal, intimidating, and mostly contradictory dad, I was taught that girls don't speak unless spoken to, that I couldn't possibly know as much as my elders, and that girls should be seen and not heard. Well, karma sure had a bite because I grew up to deliberately do the opposite, and my sister turned out to be the only person to genuinely terrify him.

But how many of us were told to behave, to please others, to not ask questions, to know our place? And let's not forget, 'don't be too sensitive' because heaven forbid we become 'drama queens.' So, from our little-girl days, we learned to tone ourselves down.

Now, let's talk about babies, tiny humans with no filter. I can only speak from my experience with my daughter, but there was no taming that one. She was tantrums galore with such a persistent nature and determined spirit that it both intrigued and scared me! Seeing her grow showed me what happens when you don't tame the little girl - you end up with a wild, vivacious, fierce force to reckon with. And it made me realize the things I had suppressed in my own nature - the restless spirit, the courage, the determination. Life is a mirror, and often, the things that annoy us in others are the qualities we've rejected within ourselves.

We've also strayed from our tribal nature, losing the sense of community and connection that was once our lifeline. The village vibe has disappeared, leaving us in a life disconnected from our innermost nature.

Holy Moses! Don't Set Your Bush on Fire: Responding to Divine Calls 

Imagine if God (or the Universe, Source, Spirit, Creator) directly reached out to you, a voice akin to Morgan Freeman's booming through the line, asking you to take action. Would you shush him and put it off, or would you be awestruck and heed the divine direction?

Just like Moses, who didn't wait for a literal bush fire to act on divine guidance, we don't need our lives to be in flames to respond to our intuition. Moses parted the Red Sea, turned a staff into a snake, and faced a Pharaoh, all based on his direct line to the divine.

Most of us probably think, "Of course, if God called, I'd jump into action!" But here's the real kicker: this happens all the time. Our intuition IS that divine call. It's the cosmic hotline, the direct line to the divine wisdom that's urging us to step into our power, urging us to evolve.

So, ask yourself: if you believe in God, or the Universe, or Source, or Spirit, isn't it time you started treating your intuition with the same reverence? Remember, when we dismiss our intuition, we're not just dismissing a hunch. We're dismissing the divine.

So here's a wild thought: next time your intuition nudges you, answer the call. Don't wait until 'your bush' is on fire. Embrace that divine guidance and channel the faith of Moses. After all, you wouldn't want God to think you're sending Him to voicemail, would you?

Don't Bullshit Yourself: The Power of Action

Let's cut through the crap. You don't need to "hone" your intuition or "practice" listening to it. You just need to acknowledge it, respect it, and act upon it. It's action that cranks up the volume on your intuition. It's also the single hardest thing you can do.

So, stop scouring the internet for "how to channel your psychic abilities" or enrolling in countless tarot certification courses. All you need to do is take action on what your intuition is already screaming at you. Once you take that step, listen for the next piece of guidance that your intuition downloads to you. The more you move in its direction, the louder it becomes.

And yes, when you choose to heed your intuition, expect to transform into a proverbial wrecking ball. You'll lay waste to everything that no longer serves you, not out of spite or malice, but out of a deep, unconditional love for yourself and your destiny. Remember, your intuition is your internal compass, guiding you toward your highest path.

Be that woman. The one who listens, who acts, who dares to topple the old to make way for the new. Be an embodied agent of change, an unstoppable force driven by the love that is intuition, the love that is you. That is your path. That is your power. Don't just walk it. Blaze it.

Alright, cosmic comrades, that's all for this week! I'm buzzing to hear your thoughts, resonations, and what else you're itching to explore!

Have an out-of-this-world Solstice week!

Pouring heaps of LOVE your way, and remember, ALWAYS EXPECT MIRACLES!!